I am a sucker for a cute/hot accent,
Anyway...
Introducing: Sandra.... and including.. 1 photo that does not even do her justice..
She is the hot of the HOT.
Dear god,
Please...
well,
you know....
Chris
Sunday, June 29, 2008
+1 extremely poke-worthy & more hot chick
It's been months now since I've seen her, but she has to be one of the hottest girls I've ever known..
I am a sucker for a cute/hot accent,
Anyway...
Introducing: Sandra.... and including.. 1 photo that does not even do her justice..
She is the hot of the HOT.
Dear god,
Please...
well,
you know....
Chris
I am a sucker for a cute/hot accent,
Anyway...
Introducing: Sandra.... and including.. 1 photo that does not even do her justice..
She is the hot of the HOT.
Dear god,
Please...
well,
you know....
Chris
Back at work. + mega fail- like batman forgetting his" wings"
As ridiculous as it sounds... I'm definitely happy to be back at work or more succinctly, happy to be doing something semi-productive.
Funny add though...
Beaver, an unpublished (so far) commenter here, had his shit ruined on Friday night.
I can hear Stefan salivating from here.
Beaver got his face painted, to put it plainly.
A photo ensued...
Beaver,
you knew it was coming, at least the culprits failed to use permanent marker or, printer ink, hehe,
it's not quite New Year's Eve yet....
Monday, June 16, 2008
The drop-off next to my house.
I'm pretty sure there's some kind of exam you have to take to finally become a "Police Officer" just like I'm going to take my final exam to finish the loathe-filled TAFE course called a Chef's Apprenticeship (minus the quantum grade stupid that is a prerequisite for joining the pigs... read on!)... but, back to it.
Like I was going to say, there is a football (that's rugby, douche-bags.. or soccer to the uninitiated) oval just behind/next to my house where all hours of the night cars with fully sick exhausts drive into the parking lot, work shit out, then drive off. All the while, the home-boys (I know, great grammar right?) stay to chill out and smoke the "peace pipe"... so to speak.
(ow, lost it there. I feel your pain)
// --- This will save me from fixing my morphology (I love google)
But I digress(ed, twice)...
These
chr$18 "homies/stoners/hippies ending up hanging around for hours* then generally progress to tagging on the canteen/playground area that is part of the facilitays, g."
But, (ow) what I'm getting to in regards to the pigs final exam in an awkward and drawn out process is the facilitation (I'm drunk, I like words like that) of the siren when they are coming down the street toward said oval to (possibly) "arrest these breaker-of-the-lawists".
As a fully qualified pig might say.
I have seen this kind of situation so many times, and I can't lie, I never thought much of pigs (having never been in the vicinity of this kind of situation before occifer :)), I just don't like them (see future posts that may describe to some extent the hate exudes from my body, whether before or after I became old, but that seems to me like quantum grade stupid to me..
Maybe they like the sirens, or something.
But, (eat it) watching these baked cunts (sorry mum) run like chickens with their heads blown off is funny.. I'll get a video if I can.
Peace homie g negroes
* - I go for a smoke on the balcony every 15 minutes or so, overlooking said goto chr$18
Like I was going to say, there is a football (that's rugby, douche-bags.. or soccer to the uninitiated) oval just behind/next to my house where all hours of the night cars with fully sick exhausts drive into the parking lot, work shit out, then drive off. All the while, the home-boys (I know, great grammar right?) stay to chill out and smoke the "peace pipe"... so to speak.
(ow, lost it there. I feel your pain)
// --- This will save me from fixing my morphology (I love google)
But I digress(ed, twice)...
These
chr$18 "homies/stoners/hippies ending up hanging around for hours* then generally progress to tagging on the canteen/playground area that is part of the facilitays, g."
But, (ow) what I'm getting to in regards to the pigs final exam in an awkward and drawn out process is the facilitation (I'm drunk, I like words like that) of the siren when they are coming down the street toward said oval to (possibly) "arrest these breaker-of-the-lawists".
As a fully qualified pig might say.
I have seen this kind of situation so many times, and I can't lie, I never thought much of pigs (having never been in the vicinity of this kind of situation before occifer :)), I just don't like them (see future posts that may describe to some extent the hate exudes from my body, whether before or after I became old, but that seems to me like quantum grade stupid to me..
Maybe they like the sirens, or something.
But, (eat it) watching these baked cunts (sorry mum) run like chickens with their heads blown off is funny.. I'll get a video if I can.
Peace homie g negroes
* - I go for a smoke on the balcony every 15 minutes or so, overlooking said goto chr$18
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Californication
Just been watching the show Californication...
Not a bad show. All standard colloquialism(s) aside, the combination of good acting, excellent scene "play", and a good story make for a captivating show.
I started watching tonight and I'm up to episode six... good stuff.
My suggestion is to buy (or come by) the 1st season and you'll find yourself wanting to watch "just one more" before you go to bed.
Try it and tell me I'm wrong.
Not a bad show. All standard colloquialism(s) aside, the combination of good acting, excellent scene "play", and a good story make for a captivating show.
I started watching tonight and I'm up to episode six... good stuff.
My suggestion is to buy (or come by) the 1st season and you'll find yourself wanting to watch "just one more" before you go to bed.
Try it and tell me I'm wrong.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
My head is throbbing.
Went out last night for the State Of Origin, no money, but this foot things really working for me and the beer... just gotta work out the women part.
Go NSW wooooo. I can't remember if I brought my crutches home.
Go NSW wooooo. I can't remember if I brought my crutches home.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
The original KFC(hris)
This is the first picture of my foot. It's in the emergency room about 20 minutes after taken by my mate Stefan. It doesn't even look that bad.
Skin grafts ahoy
Just went to the doctor for the final checkup to see whether I still need skin grafts.
He (the doctor) had left my foot to heal for another week, just to see if it would heal by itself.
Unfortunately, there is still 3 sections on my foot of completely dead skin & soft tissue... So I'm going in on Friday for skin grafts and then 5-7 days in hospital.
Just so you know, the skin is being grafted from my lower thigh (not my ass, no ass-foot for me thanks), so hopefully that will quell any ass-foot related jokes which I'm sure are already springing to mind.
Since I'm now off/unfit for work till the 25th of June, the mind-numbing boredom will no doubt keep me posting here on the blog, thus keeping this blog filled with product of aforementioned mind-numbing boredom..
Only time will tell if that is a good thing.
He (the doctor) had left my foot to heal for another week, just to see if it would heal by itself.
Unfortunately, there is still 3 sections on my foot of completely dead skin & soft tissue... So I'm going in on Friday for skin grafts and then 5-7 days in hospital.
Just so you know, the skin is being grafted from my lower thigh (not my ass, no ass-foot for me thanks), so hopefully that will quell any ass-foot related jokes which I'm sure are already springing to mind.
Since I'm now off/unfit for work till the 25th of June, the mind-numbing boredom will no doubt keep me posting here on the blog, thus keeping this blog filled with product of aforementioned mind-numbing boredom..
Only time will tell if that is a good thing.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Some good sites I've come across...
Ctrl-Alt-Del - A funny web-comic. It's worth starting at the beginning.
Waiter Rant - Exactly what it sounds like.
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - At least that is what he calls it. I call it cracked, and occasionally fucking hilarious webcomic
If you have not heard of these next few sites, shame on you.
The Pirate Bay
Mininova
Release Log
Waiter Rant - Exactly what it sounds like.
xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - At least that is what he calls it. I call it cracked, and occasionally fucking hilarious webcomic
If you have not heard of these next few sites, shame on you.
The Pirate Bay
Mininova
Release Log
The end of my foot model career.
This is the first photo I took of my foot, about 4 days after, in the hospital.
Unfortunately you've missed out on all the bubbles.
Unfortunately you've missed out on all the bubbles.
The latest photo of my foot.
Healing pretty well, I will post the "fresh" ones as soon as I find them.
About time.
I've been putting off having a blog for awhile because... well, I'm probably gonna get bored or run out of things to add.
But, having been off work for about 3 weeks (and for another 2 weeks approx.) because of an oil burn at work (pictures to follow), I've completely run out of things to do.
So... here we are.
But, having been off work for about 3 weeks (and for another 2 weeks approx.) because of an oil burn at work (pictures to follow), I've completely run out of things to do.
So... here we are.
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